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Tuesday, 24 March 2015
Problem with Boys
"They can make u believe dat
they luv u, even when they
don't"
&
Problem with Girls :-
"They can make u believe
that they don't love u, even when
they really do''
Running away from a problem will only increase the
distance from the solution!
Sab kuch hy mere pas par dil ki dawa nahi,
Door wo mujse hy par main khafa nahi,
Maloom hy ab bi pyar karta hy mujse,
Wo thora sa ziddi hy magar bewafa nahi
75% of womens name ends in "A".
15% of womens name ends in "I".
PROVE THAT :- HUM=TUM ?
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1 ) ART STUDENT :- OUT OF
COURSE
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2) COMERCE STUDENT :- WRONG QUESTION
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3) MEDICAL STUDENT :- WtF!! its impossible
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4) ENGINEERING STUDENT:- its so simple
hmm LET SEE
HUM = WE = 'V'
TUM = YOU = 'U'
as , => v = u+at [Newton 1stlaw ]
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wen t = 0 , ( at midnight )
=> v= u + 0
=> v = u
=> HUM = TUM
Newton, Einstein, Thomas ka
favourite song
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Baithe baithe kya karein
karna he kuch kaam
Chalo banaye formula
aur kare bacho ka jeena
haraam..!!
CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE !!!
1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE and TEMPLE.
2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN and GEETA.
3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.
4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.
5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS.
6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH.
7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL.
8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE.
9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS.
10. BELOW has 5, so does ABOVE.
11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY.
13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG.
14. RICH has 4 so does POOR.
15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS
16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE
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